Why do cryptrobros always have such a lack of imagination about what they spend the money they fraudulently obtain on? Take Richard Heart:

In addition to the unregistered offerings charge, the SEC alleges Heart and PulseChain misappropriated $12.1 million to fund Heart’s lavish lifestyle. Among other things, he purchased a McLaren sports car, five luxury watches, and a $4.3 million 555-carat black diamond called “Enigma”, allegedly using funds from the sale.

It’s like a stupid person’s wet dream of what being rich means.

Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge